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Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.14 05:05:00 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:So...what is it you are trying to say?
Sounds like these guys did you a huge favor or three.
Forsaken Asylum is probably going to give you some tough fights tho.
We are saying a few simple things, do try to keep up?
1 - The Merc corp in question is bad 2 - We like fights. Even better if they just show right up on our doorstep 3 - We look forward to the new round of good fights, but suspect we may need to train them how to scan first. Classes start at 1400 every Tuesday. 4 - When in doubt, shoot a fleet mate. This will ensure you are on SOMEONES killmail. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
49
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Posted - 2014.07.14 16:33:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:RZ Tivianne wrote:I'm saying the guys I mentioned are a waste of ISK and I like to fight. I look forward to seeing Forsaken Asylum and The Pursuit of Happiness on my overview, and we are arranging for probes to be contracted to them shortly. http://puu.sh/aa3Bq/c8935e1992.png We aren't cheap for a reason
Thats precisely what we are hoping.
See you in space. o7 |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
49
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Posted - 2014.07.14 23:03:00 -
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Sky' Darkstar wrote:Judas Lonestar wrote:Mike Adoulin wrote:So...what is it you are trying to say?
Sounds like these guys did you a huge favor or three.
Forsaken Asylum is probably going to give you some tough fights tho. We are saying a few simple things, do try to keep up? 1 - The Merc corp in question is bad 2 - We like fights. Even better if they just show right up on our doorstep 3 - We look forward to the new round of good fights, but suspect we may need to train them how to scan first. Classes start at 1400 every Tuesday. 4 - When in doubt, shoot a fleet mate. This will ensure you are on SOMEONES killmail. No one needs to "keep up" your alliance mate is just horrible at explaining anything in text form.
Well Mike clearly needed help in keeping up. We dont have time to explain everything as if we are talking to 2nd graders. I see that we were mistaken on both Mr. Mike and yourself.
Remember, the pointy end goes towards the enemy. Dont poke your eye out kid. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
49
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Posted - 2014.07.15 00:57:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:RZ Tivianne wrote:I'm saying the guys I mentioned are a waste of ISK and I like to fight. I look forward to seeing Forsaken Asylum and The Pursuit of Happiness on my overview, and we are arranging for probes to be contracted to them shortly. http://puu.sh/aa3Bq/c8935e1992.png No, you don't want us on your overview. We aren't cheap for a reason
Day 1 - Contract for probes denied. We assume they have trained up their own scanners, so we are vigilant. The walls are manned and POS's fueled. We stand at high alert, with the occasional caffeine induced twitch. We did form up a farm fleet and make roughly 600 million isk in PVE, keeping a wary eye out for hostiles on our overview.
We fear they are planning an impressive and overwhelming drop to wipe our ships from the grid like so many cockroaches. We remain alert. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
50
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Posted - 2014.07.15 21:15:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:I don't understand why you guys chest beat so much.
You look pretty useless on the Killboards.
I dont know why merc corps beat their chest so much either. I think because, really, at the end of the day we all know most merc corps simply wont engage in any activity with any risk associated with it.
So you get the chest beating we have here, to maintain the facade of being "Mercenaries". I think deep down they know they are lying to themselves as much as they are lying to each other.
Which reminds me..... |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.15 21:22:00 -
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Day 2 - The time creeps by. We live in fear now, although we have seen no signs of our aggressors. We believe they are playing mind games with us, with some success. We stationed one of our more experienced individuals in his best combat ship on the door to our home. Our first line of defense against unwanted intrusions.
Unfortunately as the hours drew on and his nerves were left in shambles he inadvertently targeted an unannounced activation on the hole and killed one of our own. Clearly the mind games are wearing us down.
http://puu.sh/ac1ra/1e97da7bfe.jpg
We stopped most of our PI now convinced they are hiding behind our POCOs just waiting for us. A few individuals did fleet up and farm our C3 again, netting another 400 mil.
We remain on guard, although the long hours are wearing us down. We believe this all part of their plan. however, much to our dismay. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.16 15:45:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:
Fortunately we didn't get paid to watch you sit in a POS. So far we are on track for what we were paid to do. By the way, we don't station camp.
Merc corps have many purposes. So far you all have been huddled up in your WH awaiting REDEMPTION or whatever your "leader" tells you is coming. This is fine with us. As I stated earlier, you are doing exactly what we planned, and getting paid for. Hiding at home.
Huddled up in our wormhole??
You realize of course we are a WORMHOLE ALLIANCE. We LIVE in W-space. You should as soon accuse a nullsec alliance of "Hiding in null". But you guys are doing a bang up job of preventing us from going to Jita, so well done on that front.
So far we've managed to pull in about a bil in sleeper loot farming our C3, scanned down roughly 20 wormholes since this started and killed a few ships. You know, if this is your version of "we are doing what we planned" then I have news for you....This is what we always do, and its certainly not on account of you or your silly wardec.
Now, why dont you use less words and more probes and come find your war targets, do your job and maybe for once earn your reputation?
Time to put on the big boy pants and actually take a break from the difficult task of killing haulers in high sec. Or, keep using your words and tell us just how tough you guys are. Grrrr, killing high sec ratters, You are truly men (in tights) ((Tight tights)) |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.16 19:29:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:
Edit: come on Zeus, these guys are hilarious. Give em a break. (Not on the wardec, of course) They are funny and sarcastic. I welcome them to C&P.
Yeah no kidding Zeus, why you have to be mean/ Why cant we be friends? Dont be a bully, you big bully who bullies.
Whiiiiich Remiiiinds meeeee.....
DAY 3 - Our will is broken. The quafe machine is empty, we're run out of long-limb roes to eat . Our POCOs lay empty, our manufacturing lines all but idle. Asteran, who normally spends more time than is healthy is Kruuls Pleasure Hub, has been resigned to fellating himself in the corner.
We're reach rock bottom I'm afraid. The hardened killer sent against us have been more effective than anyone could have ever imagined.
But, I have taken steps to resolve our problem. We understand the mercs want to kill us, so we shall let them. I asked Asteran, the pilot who initially contracted the probes and launcher, to simply contract the mercs the bookmark to our high sec entrance. In his exotic dancer deprived condition he must have misunderstood me as saying "contract them hot sex". I dont....I cant even imagine.....Well, this is what he contracted the mercs.
http://imgur.com/sMbKC04
I think its safe to say Asteran has a slightly different viewpoint of "hot sex" than most of us. I'll speak to him about that in private.....Admittedly I am scared to even raise the topic.
For the mercs though, next time round we'll get you the right contract and hopefully you can kill us quickly and we can simply get this whole mess behind us.
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Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
60
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Posted - 2014.07.17 13:34:00 -
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Kagura Nikon wrote:RZ Tivianne wrote:
6) @Kagura Nikon, I'm not here to talk trash, because you're right, I would (and did!) make a miserable hisec merc. It's not my thing, I like WHs, I live in them full time, across many characters. If you decide to hunt us down in our WH, we will give you a fight without hesitation, but we are WHers, we don't leave unless we absolutely have to, because this is our favorite place to be.
Your alliance mates were the ones claiming that we HAvE TO GO looking for you to have success as mercs. Funny as we are mercs highly recognized as successful, while your group is not. The same way I cannot say what YOU must do to be a good wormhole corp, you ( not individual, but the alliance) cannot even hope to understand and point us how can we be good mercs.
By successful you mean a bunch of purse swingers who run from people with points and guns right?
Look, will you fight us on the undock ring if we bring battle iterons? Seriously here guy, you are looking like a chump along with the rest of your Alliance. Sure, you guys can get tears from carebears in high sec. Thats hardly a skill I would run around bragging about.
I'll go share our experiences in your C&P Promotion thread though, I'm sure potential clients will love to know just how tough you guys really are. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
60
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Posted - 2014.07.18 03:07:00 -
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DAY 4 - We realize, in the end, this will only end one way. We've accepted out fate. After discussing it internally we decided the best way forward was to form one of these "fleets" we have heard about and venture forth to secure our wormhole and defend our good name!
And so we fleeted up. We headed out. What will the outcome be?........
http://i.imgur.com/rUil2ul.gif
The only assurances we have, someone will end up within the loving embrace of Bob.
http://i.imgur.com/VMOsxm3.gif |
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Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.18 15:39:00 -
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To be honest I'd welcome (And hell, even help) anyone moving in to WH space.
We need more wormholers, frankly its a pretty barren landscape these days. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:42:00 -
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Koz Katral wrote:is this thread about us again now?
Jayne is a massive scammer guys - runs public fleets that anyone can join and all that happens is they get kill mails :(((((
Why you tryin to steal the glory?
This is about us. US!! You go get your own thread! |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.23 03:48:00 -
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This is great!
Well, whoeevr has hired you is definitely getting their isk worth! We stayed holed up for a week and made a couple bil from farming our C3, so huzzuh to iskies.
2nd week we figured you guys really werent going to come to our wormhole for the war so we decided to come to you.
We fleeted up and made the trip to Amarr where we decided to spam local a bit trying to incite violence. http://imgur.com/iX5LSct
After realizing that wasnt going to work we decided to head back home. On the way one of your guys accidentally the whole thing. But, at least you guys *did* bring a fight, so that was a nice change. http://imgur.com/pRQPmYn |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2014.07.23 19:13:00 -
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Zeus fails to mention how they "Run like girls" when we come out and really swing our purses. Suffice to say we'll trade pods for Cerbs all day err day. Oh, and we sat at the Amarr undock for a good 10 minutes and this was AFTER your intel channels were probably lit up about our location.
We'll be around again tonight....And tomorrow....And tomorrow......
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=288534&p=6
Well, whoever has hired you is definitely getting their isk worth! We stayed holed up for a week and made a couple bil from farming our C3, so huzzuh to iskies.
2nd week we figured you guys really werent going to come to our wormhole for the war so we decided to come to you.
We fleeted up and made the trip to Amarr where we decided to spam local a bit trying to incite violence. http://imgur.com/iX5LSct
After realizing that wasnt going to work we decided to head back home. On the way one of your guys accidentally the whole thing. But, at least you guys *did* bring a fight, so that was a nice change. http://imgur.com/pRQPmYn |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
68
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Posted - 2014.07.23 20:06:00 -
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Solj RichPopolous wrote:What is this crap? Who is afraid of a stupid 10 man fleet of BCs and other assorted garbage? Guardians are easily dealt with. How about you try coming out your WH not 1 AM in the morning.
You could come into our wormhole sometime. I know I know. no docking ring to hide in, no local to alert you to spooky bad guys.
Give it a try sometime, you might like it. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
68
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Posted - 2014.07.23 20:15:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:The bad son believes we are forsaken asylum.
I just lump all of you together in the "Hi sec carebear" group.
Look, I'm not trying to ruin your image here. I'm not ever trying to say we are leet killers. We arent all that good frankly.
I AM trying to say, if you guys want a fight quit playing keyboard commando, quit ganking mean Orcas on gates, man up and put on your big boy pants and lets do this.
I dont care who wins or loses, I just want to see some actual mercs who are ACTUAL MERCS. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
70
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Posted - 2014.07.23 20:20:00 -
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Solj RichPopolous wrote:
We're in Anttiri right now bring your logi dependent fleet over so I can lulz and smash you. We can do this at a planet even.
Also while you're at it tell me a system that has access to your WH right now.
You must not really understand how this merc stuff works.
YOU are paid to kill ME. Not the other way around. Want me to bring my fleet out? Fine, I'll issue a contract. 50 million and we'll come give you a bad day. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
70
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Posted - 2014.07.23 21:15:00 -
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Solj RichPopolous wrote:Judas Lonestar wrote:Solj RichPopolous wrote:
We're in Anttiri right now bring your logi dependent fleet over so I can lulz and smash you. We can do this at a planet even.
Also while you're at it tell me a system that has access to your WH right now.
You must not really understand how this merc stuff works. YOU are paid to kill ME. Not the other way around. Want me to bring my fleet out? Fine, I'll issue a contract. 50 million and we'll come give you a bad day. Deal I'll let you scoop 50 mil worth of loot from your wrecks after the fight. lol i love u guys who think logi makes your ordinary unspectacular fleets so great. You should ask that one group who lost all those t3s to us on a planet 5 vs 15 (NEMESIS INC UNITED). If I see another proteus in a fleet I will wet myself from laughter most useless ship in the game, along with those stupid BCs and command ships.
You know what you call a gang without logi?
Kitchen sink. No FC worth his salt will run a gang without logi. Thats not chest beating, thats a fact Jack. Short of your ewar blotting out the sun you are fighting an uphill battle to leave logi at home. |
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries
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Posted - 2014.07.25 19:56:00 -
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gnshadowninja wrote:Tsalaroth wrote: I'd like to take a moment to point out that the vast majority of the "**** talking" that was done in this thread is no longer in our alliance.
Judas Lonestar Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno
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Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries
74
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Posted - 2014.07.25 20:18:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Tsalaroth wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:Tsalaroth wrote: I'd like to take a moment to point out that the vast majority of the "**** talking" that was done in this thread is no longer in our alliance.
Judas Lonestar Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno Ah, you are correct - Stryker still haven't left, though they did say they were. They'll be out before the next downtime. Wait... what? Leaving alliance because one battle went south?
Its all rather embarrassing really. A bit of purse swinging took place internally. Rather not get into it. Anyways, apologies for the break in the fun and games, we had lots of stockings to mend and purses to replace. Rumor is someone also broke their high heel. Nasty business really.
I think its all sorted now?
But it did require me to step back a bit, and may involve a further step back as well. Unfortunate all around. |
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Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries
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Posted - 2014.07.25 21:31:00 -
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask everyone to stop swinging purses. Seriously. It was all fun and games, but the fun is getting taken out of the game.
I of course might be feeling a bit vaginally active because of the drama I've had to go through of late, but humor me a bit boys. Take off the high heels and put down the purses for like, 3 posts? |
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